Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Cheers my foot.

I swear to bloody god I'll not step foot into Cheers again. At least not the one at cineleisure. I can't believe what the goddamn indian lady muttered under her breath when I went to pay for my drink. I merely placed the money on the table because she was doing something, and when she accidentally dropped the five-cent coin I placed there, in between the cash register and something else, she said, ' I don't understand why can't people just hand the money by hand.. '. I was so pissed off when I heard that. Firstly, you dropped the money yourself. Secondly, I apologized when YOU dropped the fucking coin. Thirdly, you have the cheek to say all those nonsense when I'd fucking apologized. It's not as if I did that purposely to irritate you. I apologized okay, fat bitch. You didn't even bother to greet me. Where's the fucking customer service? You should just dip yourself in chocolates and eat yourself up. I never want to see you again okay. And the next time you want to mutter anything, please, say it softly. NOT SO SOFT THAT THE FUCKING CUSTOMER CAN HEAR YOU, you get me? I am so angry. I shouldn't have apologize to her in the first place if I knew she was going to say that.
Should have let Justin quek pay for me. He'll fuck her in the face if she ever said that to him. I am still very angry.

That aside, I am very happy actually. I am going KL again this weekend. This time with my family. Which means, my father's there to pay for all the expenses. :D

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

24.04.06

School's been alright so far. Actually, it's only the first day. Had Financial Management today. I swear I've no idea what the man's talking about. I'm going to work hard, I promise. I can't log in to my student account. I think I've yet to pay for school fees, which is why.

I almost forgot what bus to take to school.

Ever since Justin quek played Because of you by Kelly Clarkson on his computer, I've been hooked.

You know, I love all the long chats with quek. I love quek.

My father is amusing. He threw the veggies into the wok and attempted to fry it. Without anything else. In the end, I have to save the veggies by handing him the abalone sauce to add some taste to it.

I'm thinking of 3bucks nasi lemak for lunch tomorrow. I hope quek's fine with it.

I had muah chee in school today. It's the best muah chee EVER! I fall in love with muah chee all over again.

I was running for a bus after school when I heard somebody called, ' eh Soh Hoon '. It was Chun Hong.

I saw this particular indian man in school today. He has a moustache. I recognise him from my sec school. Samantha laughed when I told her about the indian man. Funny? Lol.

Contemplating about joining touch rug with Sam and Christina. Should I? I wouldn't have time for anything else if I do. If you know me well enough, you'll know the answer. I'm pretty lazy, you see.

You know you know, I love popiahs too. :D

Okay. Good night people!

Monday, April 24, 2006

Seven-eleven. It's a store and more!

On Saturday night, Justin quek, Joey and I went to 7-11 and we bought cup noodles to eat because we were very hungry. Eating halfway, there's this bunch of young kids walking out of the nearby pub. I swear they were only 14, 15 year old minors! At the most, 16. The most hilarious thing was their mode of transport. HAHAHA! Lorry! HAHAHA! Justin quek was saying, the only legal person was probably the driver. HAHAHA. Who ever goes to pub in a lorry these days? They are cute people, I've to say. HAHAHAHA. I remember my classmates and I mentioning about going clubbing in a lorry one of these days when one of us gets a driving licence. And we were laughing about how we would jump down from the back of the lorry in our most glamorous wear and high heels. HAHAHA. There's actually such cases around. As I was eating my noodles and laughing away, I heard of the girls saying, ' Kp la! ' in a high-pitched voice. I laugh even harder. HAHAHAH. Totally fits the criteria of my ah lian. So every now and then, I'll go, ' Kp la! ' to irritate Justin quek. Shit her. Lol. Auntie Soh Hoon eats cup noodles by the roadside lor, why you all want to go drinking.. Haiyo.

Anyway, they drove off after a while. With the driver most probably drunk. I hope they get stop by police. Hur hur hur! I am bad. :D


Yesterday night, Justin quek and I went for some ba cou mee along Thomson Rd. I just love ba cou mee! My favourite from the dish would be the meatball. No wonder I'm so fat. Anyway, we decided to go get a drink from 7-11 after that. So we walked further down to 7-11 when we saw this 7-11 staff pinning a guy down. At first, we thought someone fainted or what, then we realised some ah pehs were standing around watching.

Then being a kpo singaporean, we went to check it out. Wah! The man being pinned down stole something from 7-11! Justin quek also very kpo la, went to ask one of the uncle what happened. Lol. The man looks like he was in his late 40s early 50s. He has tattoos too. He might be a ku wa zai back in his younger days.. Hmmm.

Anyway, we went to 7-11 and bought a big gulp. The cashier told us he stole Poki(how do you spell that?). We assumed it's the biscuit sticks dip with choc that Poki. I think I laughed upon hearing that. But Justin quek was saying it's quite sad if he was stealing that Poki for his children. I agree. Ku wa zai stealing Poki? Totally uncool.

But if he wasn't, then it is very laughable. Okay, I'm mean. But, Poki? Hahaha. If I were a thief, I'd steal alcohol, cigerattes or at least something worth more than 10 bucks. Imagine the headline reads, ' Foo Soh Hoon caught stealing condom at a 7-11 store ', then a upclosed photo of my big face goes along with it. I think everyone will laugh at me.
Instead, if the headline reads, ' Foo Soh Hoon caught stealing 20 packs of cigerattes from 7-11 store ', then beside's mine upclosed angry face. I think people will go ' wahhhh...', yes?

Okay, above mentioned was bullshit. So after paying for our big gulp, we went to check out the man again. By that time, the police had arrived. He handcuffed the man and brought him back to 7-11. The man looked scary. I don't dare to look at him when he looked my way. I was afraid he'll think I'm a busybody. Hahahah. Nah, I was worried he might break free from the police and hold me hostage to try to run away. What if I die over Poki? Very laughable way to die, isn't it. Actually, the man just look intimidating la. Lol.

That was the first time I encounter such drama in my life. Too bad I missed out on all the chasing part. Moral of story, don't steal Poki. If not, I'll laugh at you til the end of time.


p/s: I went to shit thrice while writing this post. Either I'm full of shits or I'm having a bad stomach right now. 7-11 bing fei lang de xu ming! Anyone watches Virtue of Harmony?

Friday, April 21, 2006

Everybody loves Bean.

Been really busy after I got back from Malaysia. Finished my work at the office and started this new job at Laura Ashley.

Anyway, the trip to Malaysia was great. Took only a few photos on the coach because the camera batt went flat after that, and I was too lazy to take the charger out to charge.

We took the 1530 coach at Golden Mile. We took Grassland. Neh, the one where you see Kym Ng and Christopher Lee on tv, advertising about how shu fu and da zhong hua jia ge Cao Yuan. Okay, I assumed everyone know what Grassland is la, hor.

Justin quek sat behind me.
This is Joey and Auntie's sleeping. Remember Cao Yuan's shu fu. Heh heh.
I was very excited lor; my virgin coach ride.
This was taken at a stopover, where we ordered Ramly burger.
We arrived at KL at around 8 plus 9 in the night. Ate KFC and went to check into the hotel. Then Justin met up with his best dota kaki. Well, of course, I tagged along. Auntie and Joey went for foot massage? I forgot. Justin's best dota kaki, u-ming, drove us around. Chat over coffee at starbucks then accompany ah ming for his dinner. Justin had a teh ah liak, however you spell that, and I ordered a chocolate shake. The chocolate shake was so sweet I swear you'll get diabetes if you drank the whole cup.

So, we went to play pool. Justin and ah ming had a round of futsal thingy before we left.
Neh! This one lor. I don't know what's the name for this. Ah ming is damn good lor. He's like the Justin from pool, except that he's the futsal version. Okay, Justin quek's ego is growing.. :DThey played lan after that. And this was what I saw at the lan shop.I got grumpy after that because I was really tired I think. I am like a child, throwing tantrums when I'm tired. I am horrible.
So when we went back to the hotel, it was already 7am. I flopped onto the bed and fell asleep almost right away.

Woke up in the afternoon at 1 or 2, I can't remember. Went to bathe and get changed.

Joey followed me to the bathroom with the camera. She had probably wanted to take my nude photos.
Okay, I made that up. I made her take a photo of me standing behind the bathroom door.
Then, we had our lunch at this noodle house.
Then, it was shopping! If I didn't remember wrongly, we went to Sungei Wang. We bought lots of stuffs. Shirts, computer games, toys, boxers etc.
As you can see, this two was dead tired and sat outside one of the shop.
One thing about the shopping centre there. Somehow, people just smoke inside the malls like nobody's business. The ciggies there are so fucking cheap. Like RM7 a pack?

We went back to the hotel where we deposited our luggage and waited for a cab there to bring us to genting. While waiting, we saw Huang Hui and Desmond Koh. Hahaha. Joey took her new tortoise softtoy and sat opposite them. She told me she kept looking at Huang Hui. Hahaha. Kids are so innocent. Anyhow, I don't know why the two of them are at the hotel lor... heh heh heh.
Anyway, the taxi came and it drove us up to genting. The fog was very bad that night because of the heavy rain earlier on. A little drama here and there and we finally check into the hotel. We got the contingency room at First World. Hahaha, long story. It was already 12plus in the night. All of us was really tired. Walked around, had some ice cream before we went back to the room and sleep.
Woke up in the afternoon(again) the next day and check out of the hotel. Had lunch at lake view restaurant. Justin quek tricked me into eating some snails. They call it Ri Ben Luo. Wah lau.. But the rest of the food was really nice. Went around the place, and the quek bro and sis wanted to sit the rollercoaster. But being a lousy foo, I am a coward. I am scared. In the end, we took the bumper car, reindeer ride and this 4d motion picture thing. LOL.


Oh, we decided to stay for one more night. Lol. So, auntie called the hotels and check if there were rooms available and there was. So again, we went to take our luggage where we deposited at First World, and went into our new hotel room. :D We are crazy people. Move here move there. Hahaha. Rest for a while before bringing Joey to the arcade. Auntie went to casino. Lol. For the first time, I enjoy arcade. Hahaha. Got bf jiu shi bu yi yang. Play arcade also got wind. HAHAHA.

We won a bear! I named it after Mr. Bean. I am his mama and Justin's the papa. Hoho.
Bean has Justin's scars. 2 on the hand, just like his papa and 3 on the stomach where his papa has 3 on the knee. Bean has Justin's big ears. Bean also has a mole on the nose, just like me.

We love Bean, and this is Bean.

Caught a midnight movie. Woke up the next day at 1300. It was a rush.

Had to check out, eat lunch and catch the 1430 coach. But of course, we managed to get on the bus la. Hahaha.
The ride back was better. Justin's sitting beside me this time. :D

There were lots of stars in the sky at night. It is so different from Singapore. The stars were like everywhere. Then I was asking Justin to look out of the window to look at the stars. Then he said, ' I eating chestnuts lurhh.. ' -.- I was feeling so romantic can! LOL.

So yea, we got back to Singapore safely.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

HELLO!

I am back.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Happy Good Friday.

Because I'm going KL tomorrow! I'm going with Justin, his mother, and sister, Joey. I'll be taking a coach. I might sound like a total mountain tortoise, but this is the first time I'm taking a coach and I am so excited! I miss Justin quek. Can't wait for tomorrow. I'm going to enjoy myself! HEH HEH HEH.

I am more convinced than ever, that the idiot from my workplace watches porn. I kind of overheard.. okay, eavesdropped, him over the phone. He was talking in a whiny voice. I think he's talking to a woman or something. He has such husky voice and can you just imagine him sounding whiny. Total turn off. Then he was calling his friends about meeting tonight at Lido. A whole bunch of old men going Lido? Left at 5pm today which is consider late for him lurh. BUT! He came only at 11am. He was full of vulgarities today over the phone. Kept scolding the friend/client, ' you fucker! you.. KNN. Fucker. ' And he was quite loud. I don't like him.

Oh, and remember my toe? It's not really the toe that hurts. It's this area .. under the toe?Somehow, I managed to sprain/pull a nerve/tear a muscle there. It's a bit swollen, if you can see. And I'm half limping away now.

Never mind. I shall go pack my luggage for KL. Malaysia, truly asia! :D
Justin, happy 14 monthsary!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Life's pretty much a routine.

Wake up at 0730, report for work, eat lunch alone/auntieflo, work, go home and sleep. The whole cycle repeats the next day.

Remember the idioit whom I think watches porn on his computer? He is horrible. Called his friend and asked him where he was and forced the friend to eat lunch with him today.

Idiot who watches porn, ' eh where are you? '
Kena force friend, ' blah blah blah..(on the other side of the phone) '
Idiot who watches porn, ' where are you la..! '
Kena force friend, ' blah blah blah..(on the other side of the phone)'
Idiot who watches porn, ' ok la ok la, I go find you. Paragon right? I go now. OK? Bye.'

Eat lunch?! It was only 1130 when he made that call, okay! I am damn dulan. How could he do this? Go to work, make some bloody unimportant phonecalls, probably watching porn and goes for early lunch! I caught him reading a book on Monday, which I suspect could be porn-related too. Because he was smiling. Damn him. He always disappear at around 1100. He only appear again at after 1400. Then, he will sit around, make some phonecalls again, print some shits and walk around, go out and go home at around 1700 to 1730. He carries a brown leather sling bag. I think he smoke too much, because his voice is totally screwed up. No kidding. I call him Lao Hu Li.

And the certain director in my workplace? SHIT her, seriously. She went to the dentist today, at 1045. It was during working hours lor! You mean a director can do this huh? I will ask my OB tutor, if I'd the chance.

And the pregnant lady behind me? I didn't see her the whole day. Went for some orientation shit I think. Good thing. But she came back to the office at around 1800. Spoils my already bad mood.

I am taking back my words about liking this job. I'm getting really tired. For some reason, my toes are hurting and my back is aching. I've been eating instant noodles for dinner. I eat lunch ALONE. I have to squeeze on 190 alone. I am not getting enough rest and I hardly talk these days. The work's tedious and time consuming and the system got screwed up today. WTF. I am worried it's because of me. How? For the money, persevere sh.
I am but, only human. :(

I think I am like really pathetic to eat lunch alone. I will cheer myself up. Really not good to kickstart the day feeling really irritated. Tomorrow will be a better day. I've got a gut feeling, it won't be.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

To the Boyfriend

We often forget about the alluring traits of the other party, the very same ones that differentiate him/her from the rest, to make him/her our special someone.
Small fights are inevitable and may sometimes turn into big fights; ending up in tears and angry words exchanged. Then, shouldn't we remind ourselves of the good times shared and everything else, forgetting about our big big ego, pride and apologize? It isn't that hard to say sorry, is it.

I will and shall keep this in mind. It isn't easy coming this far. We've overcome so much, putting aside our differences and to accept each other, be it bad or good. I may be grumpy about things, but that's because I care, not that you don't. Maybe I'm doing it all the wrong way or it's just me, which I doubt. I don't know if I'm making any sense, but I really love you, very much. Thinking back, you've given and taught me a lot. I may not be the best girlfriend around, but you're definitely the best boyfriend anyone can ever have. And I'm not giving you up to anyone. You give in to me all the time, swallow your pride and apologize to me everytime. You forgo your sleep to come and meet me. You accompany me to cut my hair. You allow me to sleep when we're watching movies. You took care of me all the time when I'm not feeling well. You say I'm pretty. You like my mole. You don't mind my big humongous thighs. You're the only one that can set a smile on my face each time I see your message. You make me love you so much.
Like I've said, it isn't that difficult to apologize right. So..
Sorry for making you upset and for everything else that's my bad. And I love you. I promise to stop my grumpiness this very second. If ever, I'm unreasonable or cranky, I swear to let you shove the pool cue up my asshole and stick your pi sai all over me.
Love
sh

Saturday, April 08, 2006

when you're happy and you know, you clap your hands

Finally met up with Fifi, Wanxin and Carrie. It's been like a year? I miss them so much! Had fun today! :D

Okay, I'm really tired after work and everything. My stomach was all weird the whole afternoon today. Went to the toilet to shit a lot of times, but nothing came out each time except maybe a few tiny pieces. Okay, I'll do away with the description of my poop. But I do think I have some cute poop. Right, so here's the photos we took today. I'm too tired to type on.

Wanxin, Fifi. Carrie took this.

Fifi, Wanxin. Carrie took this.
Whatever I'm doing.

I stared at Carrie's butt for a whole 10 seconds. Some sexy butt she has.We're the best badminton players.
Fifi hana.
Mary Chan Wanxin, really.
:))
I don't know why we're standing so far apart.
:)))
and this is Carrie!

:) I am happy.

Friday, April 07, 2006

I am hardworking because,

I am working! I think I like it. How? I must be crazy. I actually enjoy doing overtime. Maybe it's the money. I am kept very busy. I ended work at 2330 today. Good, I am occupied, henceforth, I won't feel grumpy. I tend to think and start complaining and feel angry at about everything, if I've nothing to do. I think I am very fucked up.

Anyway, I hope I'll become a xiao fu po like I used to. Not xiao fu, tummy that xiao fu, because if so, I am a da fu po. I remember meizhu used to call me fu po.

What's with da chang jing that even the most impossible person to watch it, watches it.

I have a bad headache now. I felt like vomitting when I was on the bus just now. No, I'm not pregnant. I think I need more sleep.

I'm starting another job on the 20th. I am scared I can't get to see Justin quek as much.

I am going Tioman! I am very excited, because Justin quek finally agreed to go with us. Dear.. no backing out hor! I love you!

I don't like a certain director at my current workplace. And a certain pregnant lady sitting behind me. I suspect the man sitting in the corner's watching porn on the computer everyday. He keeps smiling and do nothing. He is the first to leave the office everyday for the past 3 days that I've worked there.

I keep thinking about Justin quek when I was working. I miss dear. Without the king, there is no queen :(

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

size doesn't matter, okay!

Justin quek has been sick for the past whole week. I hope he's feeling better. He can't even laugh now because he'll end up coughing, like he'll cough out his tonsils anytime. I think he needs some liang teh. Better get well soon, my dear.

Although this quek has been so sick, we still went out. He wore my favourite shirt and he doesn't want to admit he wore it for me. HAHAHA! I know la I know la. Don't be shy dear.. Anyway, we went to Suntec. Went to try Carl's Jr. We had Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger combo set I think. The bill came down to $26.80. Price's a bit steep though. It was the first time I couldn't finish a burger lor! Humongous burger, I tell you. Better bring your bf along, if you're alicia. Hahaha.



Justin was very happy when he saw that there was a free flow of drinks. Kept drinking and drinking. Hahaha, typical singaporean.
61. The order tag? And our humongous burger!Double western bacon cheeseburger! That's only like 1/3 of the burger you're seeing.Chilli beef fries!
He couldn't wait to eat ."She'll tell you size doesn't matter. She's lying.""I'll still want you no matter what size you are.. " YAY!! :D
I don't know why he gave me this face. But heck it, HE WANTS ME NO MATTER WHAT! MUAHAHA! Same goes for me! :DVery happy me.
And I am going crazy over him..
I am very happy today. Because Justin quek followed me everywhere! That's how life should be man!

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Do you know ..

1) I don't eat sweets. I'll puke if I do.
2) I don't drink milk. I stopped drinking when I was 3 years old.
3) I have not had any pear, kiwi and strawberry for the past eighteen years.
4) When I was six years old, I thought I was a boy, but for some reason, I did not own a penis.
5) I watched too much serial drama when I was in kindergarten and started thinking that I was not my parents' child.
6) When I was a kid, I get jealous when my parents sit together, and I will start rolling on the floor.
7) I kept peeping at Justin quek when we were working in tw.
8) I can't seem to fall sick.
9) My left eye's a single eyelid while the right's a double.
10) I hate yellow.
11) It makes my day whenever I see " one new message: justin " or " Justin calling " on my cell.
12) I only stop wearing diapers when I was 5 years old, because I couldn't fit in one.
13) I cried secretly in the bathroom when my paternal grandpa died.
14) I aspire to be a farmer.
15) I only see my ah ma( father's mother) once a year during cny. So I probably only see her less than 30 times my entire life.


Justin's still sick. Man, I hope he's resting well.

Happy April Fools' day.